Saturday, August 16, 2008

Meroket ke bulan...

Gentlemen, the world has changed and so do i..Maybe you though the internet was invented for medium of communication between people around the world, medium on sharing the information, love, free porn and yada yada yada.., but probably noticed there's a bit more to it than that.

So, to be reponsible and as consequences for what happend lately, from a bottom of my heart, i would say i'm sorry, sorry and sorry for everything i've done.I just repeat it 3 times and if it's still no space for forgiveness, i would say..PISS OFF and BUZZ OFF from my life in very gently and ultimate romantic horny voices.

Withal of all this, i would take a break for "Meroket ke bulan" to get a clear view from above what exactly happend down to earth and insyaalah we might see again in new chapter of my life.

Happy Independance Month to all Malaysian not Melayu sahaja and wassalam..


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Guantanamo Bay Prisoners

Hey yaaa..i'm still alive!!!
Did you remember my mate who driving like hell and has been arrested and send to jail for 1 week .He just freed from prison this afternoon and yeayy..we miss him so much..(actually nope because we just can't wait to make fun of it..negh ngehh ngehhh kiokk..We had bought an orange coverall suite like guantanamo bay prisoners and yupe..this sunday he gonna wear it ( even terpaksa menggunakan kekerasan)!!!kejam amatt..lalalala..btw, this is not my idea..i just being a good follower and damn it..i can't wait until this sunday.hehehe..Actually we are a little bit worried if anything bad happend to him.Yalorr..being jailed with criminal ..takot2 kena sodomy kangg..hehehe..just pray for his health and hopefully everything gonna be fine..but for sure..this gonna be fun yeahh!!!!!!!!

Morals of the story,

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Morals of the story - bird

A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow come by and shitting on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit, he began to realize how warm he was.
The shit was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3) And when you are in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The most interesting place on earth ..Bora-Bora Island

In this episode of "jalan-jalan cari tempat honeymoon", i have picked up one of most famous island in the world called Bora-Bora island.The legends, mysteries, and romance associated with the words "Bora Bora" bring an almost mystical presence to the island. This island is located in french Polynesia and first discovered by the navigator Roogeveen in 1722.Bora-bora island knowns for mystery , romance and making Bora-Bora a true jewel in the Pacific.

So..what to do there? just nak lepaking and mengangkang in front of beautiFOLL view??OMG!!..takde semangat kesukanan langsung.Let categories what exactly you can do in there.

1) Watersport -> You can do scuba diving ( with spender cap scuba oso can),sailing ( pakai sampan kertas tak dibenarkan),snorkeling ( tgk tapak sulaiman), surfing ( bukan surfing intenet tapi surfing atas ombak..omakk..ombak jahatt!!), jetski ( not jetli ),swimming ( another word berkubang for those cannot swim),waterskiing (errr..tak penah maen) and kitesurfing ( maen layang2 ade gambo utraman not really advisable)

2)Relaxation ->Nightlife ( hehehe..paham2 endiri),bus & mini van tour( lawatan sambil belajar tgk gadis berbikini),massage( rumah urut oso available), sunset cruise ( org kaya jer mampu) and picnics ( tahap bawak bekal ayam goreng pastu makan secara berjemaah)

3)Adventures -> 4x4 safaris ( tgk minatang), deepsea & fishing ,hiking and climbing ( panjat pokok not in this category)

4) Island fun -> Camping ( bluweekk bosan), flightseeing, horseback riding, aqua safari and yada yada yada

5) Recreation -> Cycling,tennis, vollyball, beach soccer, casual walking dan semua benda yang membosankan

6) Shopping -> Giftshops, boutiques, black pearl gallery, art gallery and eating whatever you want as long as you got money..yeahh

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Amacam..ade berani????

Monday, August 11, 2008

Win 2 Free Tickets Olympic Beijing 2008

Win 2 free tickets including all expenses to Olympic Beijing 2008

To participate is very easy..Base on below picture,please answer all following question and send to

1) Which ones are male twins?
2) Which one are female twins?
3) How many women are in the group?
4) Which one is the teacher?
5) Which one is the youngest student?
6) Which one is the oldest student?
7) Which one is already been married?
8) Which ones are gonna be married next year?
9) Which one name Foo Kee San?
10) Which ones goes to school by bus?

I guess..nobody gonna win lehh..har har harr harrrunnnn...

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Durrat Al Bahrain

Yippiee..everybody knows about Palm island in Dubai rite!!..and The World island also in Dubai kan kan...errr even Dubai Waterfront also in dubai and yada yada yada..kirenyer everything in Dubai lah but actually we miss out one ongoing mega project which located in Bahrain.To be honest it was a huge project in Bahrain so far instead of King Fahed causeway which link Bahrain to Saudi Arabia.I believe there are more incoming project has been planned in middle east and this mega project called "Durrat Al Bahrain"

As a brief information, Durrat Al bahrain is Located on the south coast of Bahrain and it's takes 35 minute driving from capital city of Bahrain ( Manama) to here.The new highway currently on construction which permanently link between Bahrain and Qatar where absolutely putting Bahrain firmly on the upscale-tourism map.So that's mean u can driving cross the sea and go to Dubai easily and thus linking to the entire region..Yeay!!!This highway also will be the world’s longest causeway and was named as King Hamad Highway..Huwaaa..OMG!! kagum2..hik hkk hikkk..Btw, Durrat Al bahrain was divided into 5 zones ( boleh ker panggil zone..belasah jerlah) and there are....

Actually the construction has been started since last year ( i believe) and it may take mybe 3 or 4 years to complete..OMG!!!!...i just can't wait to go there..Jom kumpul duet sama2 ogehh...Anyway,Durrat Al Bahrain would be the ideal place for urban living, island style and even honeymoon also can lorr..Really wish i could be there..:)